It's our turn now!!!!!!

so there's this guy - calls him self moocow - and he keeps writing all this shit about these conversations that he has with us.

like this one.

as if he'd actually have a chance with charlene.

dipshit.

and so we've decided enuff is enuff.

we're here to tell you the other side of things. the shit that goes on that moocow doesn't tell you about.

and the stuff that he doesn't know about.

like how we keep letting spiders inside.

or how we slip a tricyclen into his coffee every morning. Just for shits and giggles.